we all have a favorite eyebrow
lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva
tumblr mobile users be like
I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.
|—||A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)|
Verse 1: Liam
I got this beautiful girl, yeah her name is Sophia
But I gotta tell you now, I gotta make this crystal clear
I’m the only one allowed to give her wedgies on a boat
‘Stupid boy smelly pasta house’, that’s my best ever quote
Not sure why that matters but in conclusion to…
What is this.