GabrielleRiann

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

ihatedoorsbutnotmusic:

so-uncivilised:

tumblr mobile users be like

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I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

captainjaymerica:

I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)
kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

xkatnisstylinson:

Verse 1: Liam
I got this beautiful girl, yeah her name is Sophia
But I gotta tell you now, I gotta make this crystal clear
I’m the only one allowed to give her wedgies on a boat
‘Stupid boy smelly pasta house’, that’s my best ever quote
Not sure why that matters but in conclusion to…

What is this.